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KingJames
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If they have to go get them make sure they get BOTH sides while you are in there or at least that is what my dad preaches and they don't call him stone builder for nothing.  |
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Outcast
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Location: "The Murder Triangle of Long Beach"
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about that Demerol......
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insulglass
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| Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2002 7:46 am Post subject: |
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| Outcast wrote: | | about that Demerol...... |
mmmmyyyyeeeessss?
I'v taken so much Lorcet/Lortab plus that it has the same effect as taking a piece of pep-o-mint. The Demerol works pretty well, it knocks me out and I can at least get some rest.
I've heard rumors about these along with oxycontin and percocet that they are particularly desired drugs of choice on the street and the pills self for several bucks each. Never quite understood that...you don't get a buzz or feel good from taking them, they just make me woozy. I can't figure out the point.
Anyway, I have a bunch...somebody'll probably read this and break into my house now. Crooks, I have a valid concealed weapons permit and uninvited guests in my home are dealt with harshly at best.
Dave
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insulglass
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| Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2002 7:48 am Post subject: |
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Dang, I meant to add one of these:
 or  or 
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| Dave..Outcast...how do you add smileys to your posts????? |
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Mixam
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Location: Edmonton Alberta Canada
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Don't you just used the img button and put the url there?
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KingJames
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| Yep, but you have to serve them from somewhere. |
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bzybushwitch
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Location: SouthWest Montana
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| Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:28 pm Post subject: Pain |
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I understand it's worse for men!!! Now you know what childbirth must be like!!!
I started to pass one on Shabbat in Israel!!! They had already rolled up the sidewalks two hours earlier. Their version of "as serious as a toothache or heart attack on Sunday!!!!"
Fortunately, I speak Russian, so I was able to communicate with those "godless" people, who opened up a pharmacy for me, made me some tea that resembled boiled OKRA and by morning, I felt like I survived a boot party, but was definitely on the mend!!!
Bet this experience changed your eating habits and made you give up carbonated beverages!!!!
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Outcast
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HAH! she's as tough as old leather.
just ask the "Left for dead" men she's ground up....
onlee person I are afeared of is my big sister.....she fights dirtee...
kicks in the kneecap too <dont ask how I know that>
caught a keyboard in the back of the noodle once too...I was mildly annoyed....
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insulglass
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| Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 1:02 pm Post subject: Re: Pain |
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| bzybushwitch wrote: | | Bet this experience changed your eating habits and made you give up carbonated beverages!!!! |
I've cut back onthe cokes, especially darker drinks like colas. Coffee is definitely out, I drink very little tea. They put the springwater fountain within 4 feet of my desk at work!
Have changes some food habits. Super low consumption on these categories:
dairy products (I average 1/2 cup of milk a month in cereal)
tea and coffee
oranges
leafy green vegetables
I have an appointment with the urologist tomorrow, as a matter of fact.
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"Mr. Brown, please bend over the table inhale deeply and relax your buttocks please...Sir, you are not suppossed to moan..."
Heard at an unnamed Urologists office.....
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insulglass
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| Outcast wrote: | "Mr. Brown, please bend over the table inhale deeply and relax your buttocks please...Sir, you are not suppossed to moan..."
Heard at an unnamed Urologists office..... |
I cam remember this time when I had a kidney stone and urinary tract infection. Having your prostate gland checked under such circumstances is an exceptionally excruciating experience.
Heck, I wasn't MOANING, I was CRYING. Meanwhile, Nurse Ratchet is over beside the examination table, preparing to inflict more pain with a huge needle. Not a fun day.
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insulglass
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Update:
I'm scheduled for an IVP in acouple of weeks, that's where they inject the dye and take Xrays every thirty seconds or so until it all passes into your system. If you have a blockage it will show up.
Also scheduled for a cystoscope procedure the week after that. For those who have never heard of this...
| Quote: | | Cystoscopy may be performed under general anesthesia or under more limited forms of anesthesia that allow you to remain awake and pain-free. During cystoscopy, the doctor will insert a lubricated cystoscope through your urethra into your bladder. A sterile solution will be circulated through the cystoscope into your bladder to expand your bladder and give your doctor the best possible view. If you are awake, you may see pictures from the cystoscope camera transmitted onto a nearby video screen. You also may feel an urge to urinate, or you may experience a sensation of coolness or fullness in your bladder. Next, depending on the reason for your cystoscopy, your doctor will examine the inside of your urinary tract or pass instruments through the cystoscope to perform a specific procedure. Once your cystoscopy is finished, a bladder catheter may be inserted to help you pass urine until any temporary swelling in your urethra subsides. |
Argggh. Can you tell I'm excited about having this done? 
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Gozlandog
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In other words yer gonna have a doc stick cold metal utensils up your d**k and you can watch it live on a monitor. After that you can pee all over them all with no need for excuses. Kewl....
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insulglass
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This is the part that got me...
| Quote: | | you may experience a sensation of coolness |
"Jeez, Doc! Did you go get that straight from the freezer?????"
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